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| Posted: Tue Feb 19th, 2008 07:10 am |
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Reb till death Member 
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What is your most akward moment.
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| Posted: Sat Feb 23rd, 2008 03:21 pm |
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Reb, In my 44 years it would be hard for me to pick just one. The key is realizing that even at your most awkward, you're still human and allowed to make mistakes. In other words...I ain't tellin! Best Rob
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| Posted: Sat Feb 23rd, 2008 06:45 pm |
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LOL Ed, you mean it just gets worse? Best Rob
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| Posted: Sat Feb 23rd, 2008 07:29 pm |
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I am older than both of you and for sure I am not telling Susan
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| Posted: Sat Feb 23rd, 2008 07:57 pm |
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javal1 Grumpy Geezer 
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1978 - New London, Ct. Just arrived back on land after 3 months underwater. BTW, you should know that subs are not coed. Guess what I was looking for? Showered and shaved, but while shaving, cut my neck pretty bad. Then had the stupidity to slap some Aramis cologne on. Burnt like an S*O*B. Arrived at the local bar for submariners. Always pretty ladies there, since they knew they'd never have to buy a drink. Locked eyes with a knockout. Long red hair, very, shall we say, ample chest, legs to die for. She let me buy her a drink and invited me to her table. Caught her looking at me a bit strangely, then saw my fellow sub buddies frantically trying to signal me, pointing at their neck. I went to the restroom and lo and behold, I had put a piece of toilet paper on my neck when I cut it shaving. No problem, ripped it off. Went back to join her at the table and before long we were on our way out the door, heading for her place. But my buddies are still frantically pointing to their necks as I head out the door. No doubt I was bleeding all over my dress whites, but at that point I had other things on my mind. The next morning, I'm back on the sub, trying to avoid telling all my buddies why I didn't "score" last night. Sure seemed like a sure thing, and as hot, and apparently willing, as she was they'd expect a full report. As I walk into the galley, the place erupts in laughter. I know now that they know. My best friend filled me in. They weren't worried about my cut neck. They were trying to tell me to look at her neck - her adam's apple to be exact.
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| Posted: Sat Feb 23rd, 2008 08:09 pm |
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JoanieReb Member
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I have to beat Private Clewell to this one: Lola, lalalalala, Lola!
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| Posted: Sat Feb 23rd, 2008 08:12 pm |
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javal1 Grumpy Geezer
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but she didn't "talk like a man"...
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| Posted: Sat Feb 23rd, 2008 08:16 pm |
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JoanieReb Member
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Hmmm....Well, wait a minute, think I'll keep that one to myself. Trust me, Bad Joanie. No Cookie. Last edited on Sat Feb 23rd, 2008 08:20 pm by JoanieReb |
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| Posted: Sat Feb 23rd, 2008 08:48 pm |
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Reb till death Member
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wait so she was a man. i am confused yeah the whole toliet paper on cut thing after shaving has happened to me before it must have some cut though.
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| Posted: Sat Feb 23rd, 2008 08:58 pm |
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Doc C Member 
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Maybe he/she was Jamie Lee Curtis's brother. Doc C
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| Posted: Sat Feb 23rd, 2008 10:01 pm |
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ashbel Member
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javal Life is a quest for great stories. THAT is a great story! I couldn't begin to list my awkward moments. But what I have found is that those awkward moments make the funniest conversation. Everyone likes someone who can make fun of himself. And nobody is perfect.
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| Posted: Sun Feb 24th, 2008 01:47 am |
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Joe, I'm glad I didn't share anything because I would have never been able to top that one! Great story. Best Rob
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| Posted: Sun Feb 24th, 2008 07:20 am |
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Javal, Regarding: "Locked eyes with a knockout. Long red hair, very, shall we say, ample chest, legs to die for." At first, I thought you were gonna say that you had met the elusive "JoanieReb"! While on location, she is famous for popping up here or there. All sighting are reported to a centralized data clearinghouse. But then, I remembered what those boys from the band from Boston had to say on the matter. At any rate, art imitates life. "So never judge a book by its cover Or who you gonna love by your lover Love put me wise to her love in disguise She had the body of a venus Lord imagine my surprise Dude look like a lady Dude look like a lady Dude look like a lady Dude look like a lady..."
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| Posted: Sun Feb 24th, 2008 02:19 pm |
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Reb till death Member
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well I a reckon that javals lady friend was a women but in all sincerty if she has any stubble on her chin well then...but hey maybe he is into that sort of thing oh i am only foolin but we should stop makeing fun of him we gets made fun enough around here
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| Posted: Mon Feb 25th, 2008 01:34 am |
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Doc C Member
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FYI Jamie Lee Curtis isn't a lady
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| Posted: Mon Feb 25th, 2008 02:08 am |
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Reb till death Member
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wowowo JLC the the women in christmas with the kranks is a guy?
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| Posted: Mon Feb 25th, 2008 02:46 am |
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Doc C Member
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got ya. has testicular feminisation syndrome. is a guy. Doc C
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| Posted: Mon Feb 25th, 2008 02:55 am |
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Reb till death Member
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never new that but that does explain alot i wouldn't have thunk it Last edited on Mon Feb 25th, 2008 02:56 am by Reb till death |
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| Posted: Mon Feb 25th, 2008 03:00 am |
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Doc C Member
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explain what? always thought he/she was a great looking lady until I knew that she had the syndrome.
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