One of the problems we have in this house is that we don't eat enough veggies. Tonight we had a Pork Roast with Sage & Potatoes, and as a side dish we made the following . The roast was great, and I'll post the recipe when I feel like typing that much. But we both agreed that this cauliflower dish was the star of the meal. Warning: for a vegetable dish, it would probably be considered unhealthy. But I've always been of the opinion that the healthy food police can go to h*ll:
Printed out the recipe but, you're right, it doesn't look very South Beach.
What you can do, instead of potatoes, is to steam the cauliflower and then mash it. With enough tricking up the flavor, it can be good, it's quite healthful. (Salt, pepper, Smart Balance, and whatever else makes you happy. I'd have suggested onion bits, but you have made quite plain your distaste for that manna.)