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 Posted: Thu Apr 3rd, 2008 08:28 pm
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A man recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, the doctor said he was doing "fairly well" for his age.
A little concerned about that comment, he couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"
The doctor asked, "Do you smoke tobacco or drink beer or wine?"
"Oh no," the man replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either."
Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
I"No, my other doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"
"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?"
No, I don't," said the man
The doctor then asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"
No," the man said. "I don't do any of those things."
The doctor looked at the man and said, "Then why do you give a ****?"

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