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 Posted: Fri Apr 4th, 2008 02:43 am
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Dixie Girl
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a preacher moved into a new town and built a church. one day he was out on a street going house to house to invite people for the Sunday service. the man came the first of three houses on a street and knocked on the door. a big woman answered it and said Conway Twitty!!! and the man said no im just a new preacher that came to invite you to church and she slammed the door in his face. he moved on to the next house and knocked on the door and a teenie bopper answers and goes Conway Twitty!!! and he says no im just a new preacher that came to invite you to church and she slammed the door in his face. he then moved on to the last house on the street and a beautiful half dressed woman answers and goes Conway Twitty!!! and the preacher says Hello Darlin!!!



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