|View single post by David White|
|Posted: Wed Aug 6th, 2008 09:22 pm||
Good thing the Baptists have more Baptisms than Baylor has victories or they would certainly have gone the way of the Shakers.
As for LSU:
What do you call a person from LSU in a three piece suit?
Why is it that the LSU football team doesn't have a web site?
They can't string three Ws together.
What does the average LSU player get on his SATs?
What is the best four years of an LSU student's life?
How does a dumb blond get into college?
She applies to LSU.
An LSU fan walks into an appliance store and says, "I would like to buy that T.V. please." The store clerk replies "I'm sorry, we don't do business with LSU fans." So the LSU fan storms off. The next day he changes into Louisiana Tech blue and went back to the same store. Again he said, "I would like to buy that T.V. please." The store clerk, once again, replies "Sorry, we don't do business with LSU fans." The LSU fan replied "How did you know I was an LSU fan?" The clerk says "Because thats a microwave, not a T.V."