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 Posted: Thu Aug 21st, 2008 03:21 am
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Dixie Girl
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30 things a girl should know about guys
(my friend sent this to me and i thought i would share it)


1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.
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> 2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a
> LOSER.
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> 3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes
> too.
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> 4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.
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> 5. Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes
> around.
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> 6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's
> we're going out
> with you.
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> 7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares
> us.
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> 8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong,
> just tell us it's
> that time of the month and nothing more.
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> 9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us
> think that our
> mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.
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> 10. We never shave our legs. So get over it.
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> 11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's
> just
> wrong............
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> 12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your
> friends will tell
> us, if you don't.
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> 13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
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> 14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet
> Boys, *NSYNC, 98
> Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that
> matter.
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> 15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the
> time, but at least
> we can stand up and go pee.
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> 16. Just cause you think you're always right,
> doesn't mean that you
> don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong."
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> 17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for
> you, but it would be
> nice if you did the same every once in a while. We
> like to know that
> you love us.
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> 18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help
> us make the plans
> sometimes.
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> 19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you,
> cause you might get
> what you wish for.
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> 20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we
> would say". That's
> just mean.
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> 21. Never pretend like you are going to break up
> with us and laugh
> when we believe you.
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> 22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but
> we like yours
> better anyway.
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> 23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't
> want a
> relationship.
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> 24. PMS is not an excuse.
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> 25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're
> done, you should
> put it up when you're done.
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> 26............ Don't tell us how cute your
> ex-boyfriend was. That
> doesn't turn us on.
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> 27. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is
> through his
> stomach..... and maybe....oh never mind.
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> 28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be
> that comfy with your
> friends, but to us it's just wrong.
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> 29. We always notice how funny it is after you rip
> out our heart,
> stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.
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> 30. And last but not least: We know you're not
> always right, but we'll
> pretend like you are anyway.

Last edited on Thu Aug 21st, 2008 03:23 am by Dixie Girl



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