|View single post by Southern Son|
|Posted: Tue Sep 9th, 2008 06:38 pm||
|Hey guys, here's a hum dinger of a joke
A man in the Deep South was about to jump of a skyscraper and a passerby TRIED to talk him out of it.
"For the sake of yer ma and pa don't do it".
"I dont have a ma or pa"
"Well for the sake of yer wife don't do it"
"I don't have a wife"
"For the sake of Robert E. Lee don't do it"
"Robert E. Lee, who's he?"
"Never mind Yankee, go ahead and jump".