|View single post by Mr Hess53|
|Posted: Thu Oct 2nd, 2008 02:22 am||
|A man and his wife were backing out of their driveway in their car.
They accidentley backed over a skunk, killing him.
A cop was driving by, and saw what happened
The cop stopped, and gave them a $50 ticket for killing the skunk.
A couple of days later, the couple was backing out of their driveway.
Again, they back over another skunk, killing it.
They look at each other, totally shocked.
The husband sez, "quick hide the skunk before that cop comes by again!"
His wife asks, "What should I do with it?"
Hubby replies, "Hide him under your skirt!!"
"What about the smell?" the wife asks
Her husband sez, "Don't worry, he's dead. He won't mind it!"