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|I don't go out looking for stray dogs and cats that have been hit by cars and are laying in the middle of the road just waiting to die an agonizing death, so that I can kick them as a final indignity. Hence, I will not come out to play with fans of "Schmuck"...oh, sorry, I meant "Smoke". One should not insult those who are less enlightened, but rather restore them to full humanity without obligatory insults. You may have seen those of whom I speak actually trying to insult the first gentleman of motor sports. Hate them not, and consider instead their obvious weaknesses and mental challenges and love them just the same. That grasshopper, is your parable for the day....