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Naim Peress
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During the Civil War, failure to utter the required password could prove to be a menace to man or beast. 

Hungry soldiers often pillaged outlying farms during times of shortage.  An officer entered camp and smelled a roasted pig over a fire.  When he asked which soldiers had stolen it, a corporal snapped to attention. 

He said,"Sir, I was on picket duty when I heard a sound.  I demanded the password and when I only got an oink in return, I shot him.  I planned to bring him to your quarters for a court martial.".

The officer made a sly grin and told the corporal,"Bring a part of him and I'll pronounce a partial sentence."

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